Life is an amazing colorful blurry journey. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you might miss it.

And yes, I remember how badly you hated being called douchebag. About as much as I hated the word cunt, but you never stopped using that did you? Anyway, I just wanted to say fuck you. Not sure what I ever saw in your fat cross-eyed ass but thanks for the memories, even tho they weren't so good. You have given me a reason to carry a baseball bat in the trunk of my car.

Sincerely,
The Best Thing You Ever Had



P.S. You have a tiny dick and yes, it was you not me

being me rocks

3 days at my new job and they're already thinking about training me to be a manager. Oh yeah. That's how hard I rock!!!

I got a job!!! Not a bum anymore!!! woooohoooo!!! Hahah. Still miss my girl, still love my boo. Gonna suck not being able to go to the beach every day....