so my dumbass slashed my finger open with my pocket knife earlier. freshly sharpened, mind you. i was cutting the tag off new socks when whoops! my finger sprays blood everywhere and of course what do i do? stick it straight into my mouth. filled it with blood in 1.5 seconds. then it proceeds to soak thru a paper towel in less than 5 min. i did this around 6 and the gushing didnt stop til almost 7. its now 11:30 and its still oozing a bit. possibly needed stitches but oh well. i find it fascinating that my finger looks like its talking to me. yay sharp objects!!