And yes, I remember how badly you hated being called douchebag. About as much as I hated the word cunt, but you never stopped using that did you? Anyway, I just wanted to say fuck you. Not sure what I ever saw in your fat cross-eyed ass but thanks for the memories, even tho they weren't so good. You have given me a reason to carry a baseball bat in the trunk of my car.

Sincerely,
The Best Thing You Ever Had



P.S. You have a tiny dick and yes, it was you not me